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East Kilbride Arts Centre, 51-53 Old Coach Road, East Kilbride,G744DS. Tel: 01355 261000
Odeon , Olympia Shopping Centre, East Kilbride,G741PG. Tel: 01355 249622
Wed 8th February - Thu 9th February
5:00pm, 8:10pm, 8:35pm
Wed 8th February - Thu 16th February
3:40pm, 8:40pm, 6:05pm, 1:30pm
The new journey begins when young adventurer Sean receives a coded distress signal from a mysterious island where no island should exist-a place of strange life forms, mountains of gold, deadly volcanoes, and more than one astonishing secret. Unable to stop him from going, Sean's new stepfather joins the quest. Together with a helicopter pilot and his beautiful, strong-willed daughter, they set out to find the island, rescue its lone inhabitant and escape before seismic shockwaves force the island under the sea and bury its treasures forever.
Wed 8th February - Thu 16th February
3:10pm, 8:50pm, 6:00pm, 12:20pm
Wed 8th February -
8:35pm
Noah is a suspended college student, living at home with his single mom. When he is talked into babysitting the three, young, misfit kids next door, he decides to take them along on an attempted sexual rendezvous, and the night takes a wild and dangerous turn for the worse for which he is totally unprepared.
Wed 8th February - Thu 16th February
9:05pm, 6:30pm, 4:00pm, 1:30pm, 8:30pm
An ex-cop turned con threatens to jump to his death from a Manhattan hotel rooftop. The NYPD dispatch a female police psychologist to talk him down. However, unbeknownst to the police on the scene, the suicide attempt is cover for the biggest diamond heist ever pulled. The psychologist and the con find themselves romantically attracted and might just end up partners in crime.
Wed 8th February - Thu 16th February
7:10pm, 9:20pm, 5:10pm, 3:00pm, 12:50pm, 8:40pm, 5:50pm, 3:20pm
Wed 8th February - Wed 15th February
6:10pm, 1:40pm, 12:40pm
Wed 8th February - Thu 9th February
8:55pm, 6:05pm
Wed 8th February - Wed 15th February
12:00pm, 2:50pm, 11:50am
"Puss in Boots" -- based on one of the most beloved characters of the Shrek Universe -- tells the hilarious and courageous (daring, bold, brave) tale of Puss' early adventures as he teams with mastermind Humpty Dumpty and the street-savvy Kitty to steal the famed Goose that lays the Golden Eggs. In 3D at select locations.
Thu 9th February - Thu 16th February
9:15pm, 6:15pm, 3:10pm, 12:10pm
Wed 8th February - Thu 16th February
3:50pm, 3:00pm, 10:45am
Wed 8th February - Thu 16th February
6:20pm, 1:20pm, 3:50pm, 11:10am
The new journey begins when young adventurer Sean receives a coded distress signal from a mysterious island where no island should exist-a place of strange life forms, mountains of gold, deadly volcanoes, and more than one astonishing secret. Unable to stop him from going, Sean's new stepfather joins the quest. Together with a helicopter pilot and his beautiful, strong-willed daughter, they set out to find the island, rescue its lone inhabitant and escape before seismic shockwaves force the island under the sea and bury its treasures forever.
Wed 8th February - Thu 16th February
9:15pm, 7:00pm, 4:40pm, 2:20pm, 8:10pm, 2:50pm, 5:40pm, 12:30pm
Jack Sadelstein is a successful advertising executive in Los Angeles with a beautiful wife and kids, who dreads one event each year: the Thanksgiving visit of his identical twin sister Jill. Jill's neediness and passive-aggressiveness is maddening to Jack, turning his normally tranquil life upside down.
Wed 8th February - Thu 16th February
8:25pm, 5:30pm, 2:00pm, 5:00pm, 8:20pm
Set against a sweeping canvas of rural England and Europe during the First World War, "War Horse" begins with the remarkable friendship between a horse named Joey and a young man called Albert, who tames and trains him. When they are forcefully parted, the film follows the extraordinary journey of the horse as he moves through the war, changing and inspiring the lives of all those he meets-British cavalry, German soldiers, and a French farmer and his granddaughter-before the story reaches its emotional climax in the heart of No Man's Land.
Wed 8th February - Wed 15th February
1:50pm, 4:00pm, 10:35am
Fri 10th February - Thu 16th February
1:10pm, 9:00pm, 6:25pm, 3:40pm
Tue 14th February -
11:00am
"I Don't Know How She Does It" follows a Boston-based working mother trying desperately to juggle marriage, children, and a high-stress job. Kate Reddy devotes her days to her job with a Boston-based financial management firm. At night she goes home to her adoring, recently-downsized architect husband Richard and their two young children. It's a non-stop balancing act, the same one that Kate's acerbic best friend and fellow working mother Allison (Christina Hendricks) performs on a daily basis, and that Kate's super-brainy, child-phobic young junior associate Momo (Olivia Munn) fully intends to avoid. When Kate gets handed a major new account that will require frequent trips to New York, Richard also wins the new job he's been hoping for—and both will be spreading themselves even thinner. Complicating matters is Kate's charming new business associate Jack Abelhammer (Brosnan), who begins to prove an unexpected source of temptation.
Tue 14th February -
6:10pm, 8:35pm
Two of the world's deadliest CIA operatives are inseparable partners and best friends - until they discover that they've fallen in love with the same woman. Deciding to keep their friendship a secret from her, they pull out their full arsenal of fighting skills and high-tech gadgetry to defeat their greatest enemy - each other.
Sat 11th February - Wed 15th February
12:50pm, 10:20am
Inspired by the true story that captured the hearts of people across the world, the rescue adventure Big Miracle tells the amazing tale of a small town news reporter and a Greenpeace volunteer who are joined by rival world superpowers to save a family of majestic grey whales trapped by rapidly forming ice in the Arctic Circle. Local newsman Adam Carlson can't wait to escape the northern tip of Alaska for a bigger market. Rachel Kramer is an outspoken environmentalist and she's is also Calson's ex-girlfriend. With time running out, Rachel and Adam must rally an unlikely coalition of Inuit natives, oil companies and Russian and American military to set aside their differences and free the whales.
Sat 11th February - Wed 15th February
11:00am
Fri 10th February - Thu 16th February
9:30pm, 7:10pm, 4:50pm, 2:20pm
Arthur Kipps, a widowed lawyer whose grief has put his career in jeopardy, is sent to a remote village to sort out the affairs of a recently deceased eccentric. But upon his arrival, it soon becomes clear that everyone in the town is keeping a deadly secret. Although the townspeople try to keep Kipps from learning their tragic history, he soon discovers that the house belonging to his client is haunted by the ghost of a woman who is determined to find someone and something she lost...and no one, not even the children, are safe from her vengeance.
Fri 10th February - Thu 16th February
3:30pm, 5:15pm, 8:00pm, 2:30pm, 1:00pm, 12:00pm, 10:30am, 11:00am
On vacation in Los Angeles, Walter, the world's biggest Muppet fan, and his friends Gary and Mary from Smalltown, USA, discover the nefarious plan of oilman Tex Richman to raze the Muppet Theatre and drill for the oil recently discovered beneath the Muppets' former stomping grounds. To stage The Greatest Muppet Telethon Ever and raise the $10 million needed to save the theatre, Walter, Mary and Gary help Kermit reunite the Muppets, who have all gone their separate ways: Fozzie now performs with a Reno casino tribute band called the Moopets, Miss Piggy is a plus-size fashion editor at Vogue Paris, Animal is in a Santa Barbara clinic for anger management, and Gonzo is a high-powered plumbing magnate.
VUE , Palace Towers Palace Grounds Road, Hamilton,ML36AD. Tel: 08712 240 240
Wed 8th February -
10:15pm
Sherlock Holmes has always been the smartest man in the roomÂ…until now. There is a new criminal mastermind at large-Professor Moriarty - and not only is he Holmes' intellectual equal, but his capacity for evil, coupled with a complete lack of conscience, may actually give him an advantage over the renowned detective. When the Crown Prince of Austria is found dead, the evidence, as construed by Inspector Lestrade, points to suicide. But Sherlock Holmes deduces that the prince has been the victim of murder-a murder that is only one piece of a larger and much more portentous puzzle, designed by Professor Moriarty. The cunning Moriarty is always one step ahead of Holmes as he spins a web of death and destruction.
Wed 8th February - Fri 17th February
9:00pm, 10:15pm, 7:00pm, 12:30am
Noah is a suspended college student, living at home with his single mom. When he is talked into babysitting the three, young, misfit kids next door, he decides to take them along on an attempted sexual rendezvous, and the night takes a wild and dangerous turn for the worse for which he is totally unprepared.
Wed 8th February - Thu 9th February
10:15pm
Wed 8th February -
11:00pm
Wed 8th February - Thu 16th February
5:00pm, 10:45am, 10:30am
Wed 8th February - Thu 16th February
12:15pm, 2:30pm, 4:45pm, 10:00am, 4:00pm, 2:00pm, 12:00pm, 9:45am
The new journey begins when young adventurer Sean receives a coded distress signal from a mysterious island where no island should exist-a place of strange life forms, mountains of gold, deadly volcanoes, and more than one astonishing secret. Unable to stop him from going, Sean's new stepfather joins the quest. Together with a helicopter pilot and his beautiful, strong-willed daughter, they set out to find the island, rescue its lone inhabitant and escape before seismic shockwaves force the island under the sea and bury its treasures forever.
Wed 8th February - Thu 16th February
12:00pm, 2:00pm, 4:00pm, 7:15pm, 9:15pm, 7:30pm, 11:00am, 5:30pm
Jack Sadelstein is a successful advertising executive in Los Angeles with a beautiful wife and kids, who dreads one event each year: the Thanksgiving visit of his identical twin sister Jill. Jill's neediness and passive-aggressiveness is maddening to Jack, turning his normally tranquil life upside down.
Thu 9th February - Thu 16th February
11:30am, 9:30am, 10:00am
Wed 8th February - Thu 9th February
10:00pm
Wed 8th February - Thu 9th February
7:00pm, 4:00pm, 1:00pm, 2:30pm
Set against a sweeping canvas of rural England and Europe during the First World War, "War Horse" begins with the remarkable friendship between a horse named Joey and a young man called Albert, who tames and trains him. When they are forcefully parted, the film follows the extraordinary journey of the horse as he moves through the war, changing and inspiring the lives of all those he meets-British cavalry, German soldiers, and a French farmer and his granddaughter-before the story reaches its emotional climax in the heart of No Man's Land.
Thu 9th February -
9:30am
From the makers of the hit "Ice Age" series comes "Rio," a comedy adventure about taking a walk on the wild side. Blu is a domesticated Macaw who never learned to fly, living a comfortable life with his owner and best friend Linda in the small town of Moose Lake, Minnesota. Blu and Linda think he's the last of his kind, but when they learn about another Macaw who lives in Rio de Janeiro, they head to the faraway and exotic land to find Jewel, Blu's female counterpart. Not long after they arrive, Blu and Jewel are kidnapped by a group of bungling animal smugglers. With the help of street smart Jewel, and a group of wise-cracking and smooth-talking city birds, Blu escapes. Now, with his new friends by his side, Blu will have to find the courage to learn to fly, thwart the kidnappers who are hot on their trail, and return to Linda, the best friend a bird ever had.
Thu 9th February - Thu 16th February
10:30am, 12:30pm, 2:30pm, 11:45am, 9:45am
Thu 9th February -
10:00am
Wed 8th February - Thu 16th February
10:00pm, 11:15pm, 8:15pm, 6:00pm, 3:45pm, 11:30am, 1:30pm, 5:45pm, 7:45pm, 9:45pm, 1:45pm, 11:45pm
Wed 8th February - Thu 16th February
7:45pm, 11:00am, 1:15pm, 3:30pm, 5:45pm, 5:15pm, 7:30pm, 3:00pm, 1:00pm
The new journey begins when young adventurer Sean receives a coded distress signal from a mysterious island where no island should exist-a place of strange life forms, mountains of gold, deadly volcanoes, and more than one astonishing secret. Unable to stop him from going, Sean's new stepfather joins the quest. Together with a helicopter pilot and his beautiful, strong-willed daughter, they set out to find the island, rescue its lone inhabitant and escape before seismic shockwaves force the island under the sea and bury its treasures forever.
Wed 8th February - Fri 17th February
11:00pm, 8:30pm, 6:00pm, 12:15am, 9:30pm
Wed 8th February - Thu 9th February
10:30pm
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is the first film in Columbia Pictures' three-picture adaptation of Stieg Larsson's literary blockbuster The Millennium Trilogy. Directed by David Fincher and starring Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara, the film is based on the first novel in the trilogy, which altogether have sold 50 million copies in 46 countries and become a worldwide phenomenon.
Wed 8th February - Thu 16th February
6:30pm, 8:45pm, 11:15pm, 4:15pm, 1:45pm, 11:15am, 9:00pm, 7:30pm, 9:45pm
An ex-cop turned con threatens to jump to his death from a Manhattan hotel rooftop. The NYPD dispatch a female police psychologist to talk him down. However, unbeknownst to the police on the scene, the suicide attempt is cover for the biggest diamond heist ever pulled. The psychologist and the con find themselves romantically attracted and might just end up partners in crime.
Wed 8th February - Thu 16th February
3:30pm, 5:45pm, 8:00pm, 11:00am, 1:15pm, 12:30pm
"The Artist" tells a story of a charismatic movie star unhappily confronting the new world of talking pictures. Mixing comedy, romance and melodrama, "The Artist" is itself an example of the form it celebrates: a black and white silent film that relies on images, actors and music to weave its singular spell.
Wed 8th February - Thu 16th February
7:30pm, 5:00pm, 12:00pm, 2:30pm, 10:15pm, 7:45pm
Thu 9th February - Thu 16th February
9:45am, 12:00pm, 2:00pm, 9:30am, 11:30am
Fri 10th February - Wed 15th February
10:30am
"Puss in Boots" -- based on one of the most beloved characters of the Shrek Universe -- tells the hilarious and courageous (daring, bold, brave) tale of Puss' early adventures as he teams with mastermind Humpty Dumpty and the street-savvy Kitty to steal the famed Goose that lays the Golden Eggs. In 3D at select locations.
Thu 9th February - Fri 17th February
12:31am, 8:00pm, 11:00pm, 11:00am, 2:00pm, 5:00pm, 12:00am, 9:15pm, 12:30pm, 3:30pm, 6:30pm
Tue 14th February -
10:00pm, 8:00pm, 6:00pm
Two of the world's deadliest CIA operatives are inseparable partners and best friends - until they discover that they've fallen in love with the same woman. Deciding to keep their friendship a secret from her, they pull out their full arsenal of fighting skills and high-tech gadgetry to defeat their greatest enemy - each other.
Tue 14th February -
1:45pm
In "Another Earth", Rhoda Williams, a bright young woman accepted into MIT's astrophysics programme, aspires to explore the cosmos. A brilliant composer, John Burroughs, has just reached the pinnacle of his profession and is about to have a second child. On the eve of the discovery of a duplicate Earth, tragedy strikes and the lives of these strangers become irrevocably intertwined.
Fri 10th February - Fri 17th February
9:45pm, 10:45pm, 1:00pm, 3:15pm, 6:15pm, 8:30pm, 12:00am
Arthur Kipps, a widowed lawyer whose grief has put his career in jeopardy, is sent to a remote village to sort out the affairs of a recently deceased eccentric. But upon his arrival, it soon becomes clear that everyone in the town is keeping a deadly secret. Although the townspeople try to keep Kipps from learning their tragic history, he soon discovers that the house belonging to his client is haunted by the ghost of a woman who is determined to find someone and something she lost...and no one, not even the children, are safe from her vengeance.
Fri 10th February - Thu 16th February
5:15pm, 2:45pm, 10:15am
Inspired by the true story that captured the hearts of people across the world, the rescue adventure Big Miracle tells the amazing tale of a small town news reporter and a Greenpeace volunteer who are joined by rival world superpowers to save a family of majestic grey whales trapped by rapidly forming ice in the Arctic Circle. Local newsman Adam Carlson can't wait to escape the northern tip of Alaska for a bigger market. Rachel Kramer is an outspoken environmentalist and she's is also Calson's ex-girlfriend. With time running out, Rachel and Adam must rally an unlikely coalition of Inuit natives, oil companies and Russian and American military to set aside their differences and free the whales.
Fri 10th February - Thu 16th February
4:00pm, 5:30pm, 6:30pm, 8:00pm, 10:30pm, 10:00am, 12:30pm, 1:30pm, 3:00pm, 9:00pm
On vacation in Los Angeles, Walter, the world's biggest Muppet fan, and his friends Gary and Mary from Smalltown, USA, discover the nefarious plan of oilman Tex Richman to raze the Muppet Theatre and drill for the oil recently discovered beneath the Muppets' former stomping grounds. To stage The Greatest Muppet Telethon Ever and raise the $10 million needed to save the theatre, Walter, Mary and Gary help Kermit reunite the Muppets, who have all gone their separate ways: Fozzie now performs with a Reno casino tribute band called the Moopets, Miss Piggy is a plus-size fashion editor at Vogue Paris, Animal is in a Santa Barbara clinic for anger management, and Gonzo is a high-powered plumbing magnate.
Thu 16th February -
10:30am
Surf's up for Barbie as she returns as Merliah, the fun and fashionable surfing champion who's also a magical mermaid princess!?In this exciting sea-quel, Merliah makes a splash when she heads to Australia for the ultimate surfing competition. When the evil mermaid Eris escapes from her whirlpool with plans to take over the throne of Oceana, Merliah and her sea friends dive in to stop her. It's a fresh new adventure where Merliah learns that anything is possible and she really can have the best of both worlds!
Fri 10th February - Fri 17th February
12:00am, 9:30pm, 7:15pm, 2:30pm, 5:00pm, 12:15pm
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